Post by Mininirime on May 20, 2006 8:49:16 GMT -5
You walk in to a store, form the outside it looks quite ordinary, but once your in you get the thrill of your life. You have arrived in Hogmeade’s prank heaven. Yes, you guessed right, you are in Zonko’s Joke Shop. The store is crammed to the brim with al sorts of toys, tricks, and pranks imaginable. Itching to buy something to fool some of your fellow students with, you walk excitedly through the all the isle screening the products around you. When you have found everything you wanted, you take your purchase up to the counter to have them rung up.
As you wait for you purchases to be brought up you look around you. In front of you on the counter is the price list of all Zonko’s items:
As you wait for you purchases to be brought up you look around you. In front of you on the counter is the price list of all Zonko’s items:
Nose Biting Teacup
When you go in for a sip of tea... you better watch out! It'll get your nose!
12 Sickles
Dungbombs
Smell up a room by using this little monster!
10 Sickles for a pack of 3
Hiccup Sweets
Give this to a friend and start the hiccupping!
5 Sickles a bag
Exploding Snap Cards
Feeling lucky? Which ones are going to explode?
9 Sickles
The Ultimate Jokester Book
150 different prank spells to use on your worthy friends!
15 Sickles *SALE*
Werewolf Howl Drink
Often mistaken for pumpkin juice, but one sip of this will have one howling their head off!
6 Sickles for a bottle of 1/2 Ounce
Frizzy Hair Sweets
Perfect joke for your little sister! Give her this and her hair will grow instantly into a huge frizzy mess!
8 Sickles for a bag of 15
Sweet Sticky Chocolate
Great prank to shut someone up! Give them this chocolate and their mouths will be stuck together!
9 Sickles for 3 bars
Tickling Toffee
Give this to a friend and the laughing won't end for hours!
6 Sickles
Ink-absorbing Parchment
Sure to confuse those annoying professors as the parchment won't display any lines no matter how much ink is used!
8 Sickles for 10 Pages
Disappearing Galleons
Want to jip your friends? Give the a galleon and have them disappear from them!
1 Galleon for a pack of 3
Frog Spawn Soap
Have your friend smelling like a frog all day after bathing in this frog spawn!
8 Knuts
Tongue-Twisters
Twist the tongue!
5 Sickles a bag
Stink Pellets
Not as strong as dungbombs, but still do the job well!
12 Knuts
Belch Powder
This one speaks for itself!
3 Sickles a jar
Whizzing Worms
Need worms for Potions class? Try substituting these and have your Professor chasing them around the room all class!
3 Sickles a bag
Fillibuster's Fireworks
The Original
1 Sickle each
Wet Start
2 Sickles 13 Knuts
Super
4 Sickles
NEW! From Fred & George Weasley!
Canary Creams
Turn your friends instantly into canaries, then back to normal again!
16 Sickles
Ton-Tongues Toffees
Makes your tongue way, well... a ton!
4 Sickles a bag
Extendable Ears
Hear anything anywhere without getting noticed!
10 sickles a pair
Skiving Snack boxes
One half of this makes you very sick (to get out of class), and the other makes you well. A must for skipping class!
14 Sickles for 2 boxes
More to come!!!
When you go in for a sip of tea... you better watch out! It'll get your nose!
12 Sickles
Dungbombs
Smell up a room by using this little monster!
10 Sickles for a pack of 3
Hiccup Sweets
Give this to a friend and start the hiccupping!
5 Sickles a bag
Exploding Snap Cards
Feeling lucky? Which ones are going to explode?
9 Sickles
The Ultimate Jokester Book
150 different prank spells to use on your worthy friends!
15 Sickles *SALE*
Werewolf Howl Drink
Often mistaken for pumpkin juice, but one sip of this will have one howling their head off!
6 Sickles for a bottle of 1/2 Ounce
Frizzy Hair Sweets
Perfect joke for your little sister! Give her this and her hair will grow instantly into a huge frizzy mess!
8 Sickles for a bag of 15
Sweet Sticky Chocolate
Great prank to shut someone up! Give them this chocolate and their mouths will be stuck together!
9 Sickles for 3 bars
Tickling Toffee
Give this to a friend and the laughing won't end for hours!
6 Sickles
Ink-absorbing Parchment
Sure to confuse those annoying professors as the parchment won't display any lines no matter how much ink is used!
8 Sickles for 10 Pages
Disappearing Galleons
Want to jip your friends? Give the a galleon and have them disappear from them!
1 Galleon for a pack of 3
Frog Spawn Soap
Have your friend smelling like a frog all day after bathing in this frog spawn!
8 Knuts
Tongue-Twisters
Twist the tongue!
5 Sickles a bag
Stink Pellets
Not as strong as dungbombs, but still do the job well!
12 Knuts
Belch Powder
This one speaks for itself!
3 Sickles a jar
Whizzing Worms
Need worms for Potions class? Try substituting these and have your Professor chasing them around the room all class!
3 Sickles a bag
Fillibuster's Fireworks
The Original
1 Sickle each
Wet Start
2 Sickles 13 Knuts
Super
4 Sickles
NEW! From Fred & George Weasley!
Canary Creams
Turn your friends instantly into canaries, then back to normal again!
16 Sickles
Ton-Tongues Toffees
Makes your tongue way, well... a ton!
4 Sickles a bag
Extendable Ears
Hear anything anywhere without getting noticed!
10 sickles a pair
Skiving Snack boxes
One half of this makes you very sick (to get out of class), and the other makes you well. A must for skipping class!
14 Sickles for 2 boxes
More to come!!!